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A sad day. [12 Apr 2007|07:58am]
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RIP Kurt Vonnegut

Taken from http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18066068/?GT1=9246

NEW YORK - Kurt Vonnegut, the satirical novelist who captured the absurdity of war and questioned the advances of science in darkly humorous works such as “Slaughterhouse-Five” and “Cat’s Cradle,” died Wednesday. He was 84.

Vonnegut, who often marveled that he had lived so long despite his lifelong smoking habit, had suffered brain injuries after a fall at his Manhattan home weeks ago, said his wife, photographer Jill Krementz.

The author of at least 19 novels, many of them best-sellers, as well as dozens of short stories, essays and plays, Vonnegut relished the role of a social critic. He lectured regularly, exhorting audiences to think for themselves and delighting in barbed commentary against the institutions he felt were dehumanizing people.

“I will say anything to be funny, often in the most horrible situations,” Vonnegut, whose watery, heavy-lidded eyes and unruly hair made him seem to be in existential pain, once told a gathering of psychiatrists.

A self-described religious skeptic and freethinking humanist, Vonnegut used protagonists such as Billy Pilgrim and Eliot Rosewater as transparent vehicles for his points of view. He also filled his novels with satirical commentary and even drawings that were only loosely connected to the plot. In “Slaughterhouse-Five,” he drew a headstone with the epitaph: “Everything was beautiful, and nothing hurt.”

But much in his life was traumatic, and left him in pain.

Struggles and a suicide attempt
  Kurt Vonnegut works
— “Player Piano,” 1951
— “The Sirens of Titan,” 1959
— “Canary in a Cat House,” 1961 (short works)
— “Mother Night,” 1961
— “Cat’s Cradle,” 1963
— “God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater,” 1965
— “Welcome to the Monkey House,” 1968 (short works)
— “Slaughterhouse-Five,” 1969
— “Happy Birthday, Wanda June,” 1971 (play)
— “Between Time and Timbuktu,” 1972 (TV script)
— “Breakfast of Champions,” 1973
— “Wampeters, Foma & Granfalloons,” 1974 (opinions)
— “Slapstick,” 1976
— “Jailbird,” 1979
— “Palm Sunday: An Autobiographical Collage,” 1981 (essays)
— “Deadeye Dick,” 1982
— “Galapagos,” 1985
— “Bluebeard,” 1987
— “Hocus Pocus,” 1990
— “Fates Worse than Death: An Autobiographical Collage of the 1980s,” 1991 (essays)
— “Timequake,” 1997
Despite his commercial success, Vonnegut battled depression throughout his life, and in 1984, he attempted suicide with pills and alcohol, joking later about how he botched the job.

His mother had succeeded in killing herself just before he left for Germany during World War II, where he was quickly taken prisoner during the Battle of the Bulge. He was being held in Dresden when Allied bombs created a firestorm that killed an estimated 135,000 people in the city.

“The firebombing of Dresden explains absolutely nothing about why I write what I write and am what I am,” Vonnegut wrote in “Fates Worse Than Death,” his 1991 autobiography of sorts.

But he spent 23 years struggling to write about the ordeal, which he survived by huddling with other POW’s inside an underground meat locker labeled slaughterhouse-five.

The novel, in which Pvt. Pilgrim is transported from Dresden by time-traveling aliens from the planet Tralfamadore, was published at the height of the Vietnam War, and solidified his reputation as an iconoclast.

“He was sort of like nobody else,” said Gore Vidal, who noted that he, Vonnegut and Norman Mailer were among the last writers around who served in World War II.

“He was imaginative; our generation of writers didn’t go in for imagination very much. Literary realism was the general style. Those of us who came out of the war in the 1940s made sort of the official American prose, and it was often a bit on the dull side. Kurt was never dull.”

Vonnegut was born on Nov. 11, 1922, in Indianapolis, a “fourth-generation German-American religious skeptic Freethinker,” and studied chemistry at Cornell University before joining the Army.

When he returned, he reported for Chicago’s City News Bureau, then did public relations for General Electric, a job he loathed. He wrote his first novel, “Player Piano,” in 1951, followed by “The Sirens of Titan,” “Canary in a Cat House” and “Mother Night,” making ends meet by selling Saabs on Cape Cod.

Novels impossible to ignore
Critics ignored him at first, then denigrated his deliberately bizarre stories and disjointed plots as haphazardly written science fiction. But his novels became cult classics, especially “Cat’s Cradle” in 1963, in which scientists create “ice-nine,” a crystal that turns water solid and destroys the earth.

Many of his novels were best-sellers. Some also were banned and burned for suspected obscenity. Vonnegut took on censorship as an active member of the PEN writers’ aid group and the American Civil Liberties Union. The American Humanist Association, which promotes individual freedom, rational thought and scientific skepticism, made him its honorary president.

His characters tended to be miserable anti-heroes with little control over their fate. Pilgrim was an ungainly, lonely goof. The hero of “God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater” was a sniveling, obese volunteer fireman.

Vonnegut said the villains in his books were never individuals, but culture, society and history, which he said were making a mess of the planet.

“We probably could have saved ourselves, but we were too damned lazy to try very hard ... and too damn cheap,” he once suggested carving into a wall on the Grand Canyon, as a message for flying-saucer creatures.

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[04 Apr 2006|11:05am]
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008. What time is your alarm clock set for? 8am

009. Have you ever bid for something on ebay? yes

010. Do you wear flip-flops even when its cold outside? sandals, sometimes

011. Where do you buy your groceries from? here the Korn Krib and Wal Mart, at home Rainbow

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019. Do you prefer regular or chocolate milk? Regular

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023. Do you wear hoodies often? Sometimes

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025. Can you whistle? yep

026. What is your favorite Christmas/winter movie? A christmas Story

027. Do you make your own jewelry? no

028. Have you ever participated in a protest? ever? yes, Save Darfur!

029. Who was the last person to call you? My mom

030. What is your favorite ride at an amusement park? Wild Thing

031. Are you happy with your "love life"? Not much of one.......yet

032. Have you ever dated one of your best friends? no

033. What area code are you in right now? 218

034. Did you watch cartoons as a child? still do

035. How big is your local mall? big

036. What is your job title? Student Manager soon to be the lord of DS

037. How many siblings do you have? one, that red headed thing

038.Would you ever sky dive? Sure

039. What are you allergic to? Who the hell knows

040. What is your biggest regret? cant think of one

041. Have you ever had Jamba Juice? No

042. When was the last time you laughed so hard your sides hurt? Last night

043. What movies do you know every line to? Lets see LOTR, Boondock Saint, Braveheart, Rent, Phantom

044. Do you own any band t-shirts? No

045. Who are your best friends? : Too many to name

046. How many aunts and uncles do you have? 3 sets of two

047. When was your last plane ride? To the ATL.

048. Do you crack your knuckles? No

049. How many chairs are at your dining room table? 4

050. What is your favorite salad dressing? Ranch
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[24 Mar 2006|09:49am]
[ mood | exhausted ]

Your Monster Profile

Twisted Claw

You Feast On: Lasanga

You Lurk Around In: The Alamo

You Especially Like to Torment: Vegans

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[31 Jan 2006|04:56am]
[ music | Phantom of the Opera ]


After you die...
Guardian Angel



After death, you will exist as a guardian angel in order to protect your still-living loved ones. You might even inspire a classic Christmas movie.





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Another One [16 Jan 2006|09:37pm]
[ mood | accomplished ]
[ music | Metallica ]

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[12 Jan 2006|11:13am]
Heres a link to the story of the shooting near Johnson
http://wcco.com/crime/local_story_012082139.html
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[09 Jan 2006|10:22pm]
I'm Samwise Gamgee!



Cynical and clumsy, but loyal and brave, you're Samwise Gamgee!

"I can't carry it for you, but I can carry you and it as well. So up you get! Come on, Mr. Frodo dear! Sam will give you a ride. Just tell him where to go, and he'll go."

Which hobbit in the fellowship of the Ring are you?

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WOOT!!! [09 Jan 2006|10:16pm]
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I'm a Wookie!



Shaggy giants from an arboreal world, the tall and commanding Wookiee species is an impressive sight to even the most jaded spacer. Despite their fearsome and savage countenance, Wookiees are intelligent, sophisticated, loyal and trusting. Loyalty and bravery are near-sacred tenets in Wookiee society. When peaceful, Wookiees are tender and gentle. Their tempers, however, are short; when angered, Wookiees can fly into a berserker rage and will not stop until the object of their distemper is sufficiently destroyed. (Bio borrowed from the Star Wars Databank)

What Star Wars race are you?

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[19 Dec 2005|08:20am]
[ mood | awake ]
[ music | silence ]

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Friday I put gum in [info]gretch85's hair (-12 points). Last Saturday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, [info]theodorusflynn (-5000 points). In May [info]becky_goddess and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). In July I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last Sunday I donated bone marrow to [info]spicketrot in a life-saving procedure (300 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-5401 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!

Sincerely,
corneater

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[08 Dec 2005|05:19pm]
Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Monday I punched [info]gretch85 in the arm (-10 points). In February I helped [info]theodorusflynn see the light (8 points). Last Saturday I ruled Asscrackistan as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In November I signed my organ donor card (28 points). In July I helped [info]becky_goddess hide a body (-173 points).

Overall, I've been nice (553 points). For Christmas I deserve a toy train!

Sincerely,
corneater

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Yeah me too [11 Nov 2005|02:52pm]
If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, even if we don't speak often, please post a comment with a memory of you and me. It can be anything you want, either good or bad.

When you're finished, post these instructions on your blog and be surprised (or mortified) about what people remember about you.
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[11 Nov 2005|02:24pm]
You scored as Maximus. After his family was murdered by the evil emperor Commodus, the great Roman general Maximus went into hiding to avoid Commodus's assassins. He became a gladiator, hoping to dominate the colosseum in order to one day get the chance of killing Commodus. Maximus is valiant, courageous, and dedicated. He wants nothing more than the chance to avenge his family, but his temper often gets the better of him.

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Maximus

92%

William Wallace

92%

El Zorro

79%

Lara Croft

75%

Neo, the "One"

71%

James Bond, Agent 007

71%

Captain Jack Sparrow

67%

Indiana Jones

63%

The Amazing Spider-Man

50%

The Terminator

33%

Batman, the Dark Knight

25%

Which Action Hero Would You Be? v. 2.0
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[07 Nov 2005|10:13pm]
LiveJournal Username
Age
Gender
Have your license?
Car: manual or auto?
Road trip destination:
Fights for the front seatangeldreams135
Falls asleep behind the wheelspicketrot
Gets car sick and pukes in the back seatleilawinters
Eats all the munchiesleilawinters
Gets left behind at nearly every gas stationtheodorusflynn
Moons a police officertheodorusflynn
Pees out the car window - while we're drivingleilawinters
Number of wild animals we hit414
This Fun Quiz created by Mish at BlogQuiz.Net
Sagittarius Horoscope at DailyHoroscopes.Biz



LiveJournal Username
How did you get on the island?
What do you use for shelter?
What do you use for food?
What do you use for sex?
number of years stranded on the island19
will become the leaderleilawinters
will go insanegretch85
will get attacked by seagullslor_greyfalls
will climb trees and hunt monkies for foodtheodorusflynn
will be killed and eaten when the monkies run outgretch85
will have sex with everyoneangeldreams135
will give up clothes & spend the entire time nakedtheodorusflynn
This Fun Quiz created by Mish at BlogQuiz.Net
Gemini Horoscope at DailyHoroscopes.Biz

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[07 Nov 2005|01:02pm]
For all you musical buffs here you go:

The United States premiere of Phantom of the Opera was held in which famous theatre?
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[04 Nov 2005|10:00am]
Yoda
You scored 76% wisdom, 53% aggression, 72% power, and 73% morality!
One of the most powerful Jedi of all time, you possess the best of all worlds. Your wisdom is vast and unquestioned, and you use it for good. You are an amazingly powerful and skilled fighter, and only use aggressiveness for battle, and only battle when necessary. Lastly, your sense of morality is without peer. You always do what is right, and know that the dark side is hollow and unnatural.




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[31 Oct 2005|04:56am]
This Is My Life, Rated
Life:
7.9
Mind:
7.9
Body:
5.9
Spirit:
8.3
Friends/Family:
5
Love:
2.9
Finance:
8.6
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[26 Oct 2005|11:51pm]
You scored as Utilitarianism. Your life is guided by the principles of Utilitarianism: You seek the greatest good for the greatest number.



�The said truth is that it is the greatest happiness of the greatest number that is the measure of right and wrong.�

--Jeremy Bentham



�Whenever the general disposition of the people is such, that each individual regards those only of his interests which are selfish, and does not dwell on, or concern himself for, his share of the general interest, in such a state of things, good government is impossible.�

--John Stuart Mill



More info at Arocoun's Wikipedia User Page...

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Utilitarianism

80%

Divine Command

80%

Hedonism

65%

Justice (Fairness)

50%

Existentialism

50%

Apathy

40%

Nihilism

35%

Kantianism

25%

Strong Egoism

20%

What philosophy do you follow? (v1.03)
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[19 Oct 2005|03:48pm]
You Are Eddie
You are Eddie!


What Rocky Horror Picture Show Character Are You?
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[09 Oct 2005|12:17am]
You are a

Social Liberal
(63% permissive)

and an...

Economic Liberal
(26% permissive)

You are best described as a:

Democrat




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Also: The OkCupid Dating Persona Test
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[04 Oct 2005|08:02pm]
If you joined a superhero group.. by Uberdude
Username
What kind of powers would you have?
How did you get your powers?
You joined the team because...
The leader of the Team would be..pjlashin
The angsty loner with tons of psychological issuesleilawinters
The spunky mascotspicketrot
The well intentioned but volitile mad geniusangeldreams135
The reformed supervillian 'turned-good'gretch85
Your personal arch nemesistheodorusflynn
The overwhelmingly evil and powerfull supervillianlor_greyfalls
The pesky fan or reporterangeldreams135
Quiz created with MemeGen!
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